Monday, January 30, 2006

The Unfrozen Band

Monday, January 30, 2006
3 comments
Special thanks to Rondeau Ric for this piece of ape art.

I am pleased to announce the recent discovery of The Swinging Orangutangs. This band had been frozen in the polar ice cap for much of the past two years, but were found partially thawed in a free-floating ice floe by some Antarctic geologists.

The band has now been completely thawed out, reconstituted, and put through a battery of tests. The Swinging Orangutangs have been declared fit for public performance, and, what do you know, their first public performance is this coming weekend at The Marietta Brewing Company.
The Swinging Orangutangs, on a break from their wood-shedding practice, relaxing and rehydrating.

3 comments:

On January 30, 2006 at 12:56 PM Amy said...

Do your amps go up to 11?

On July 26, 2007 at 11:04 PM Steve said...

It only goes to 10 :)

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