Friday, February 26, 2010

Caption Contest #12

Friday, February 26, 2010
17 comments
Hey Kids! It's the Bill of the Birds Caption Contest #12! Submit your mostest cleverest caption for the image above and you could be the winner of an autographed copy of Bird Watching For Dummies a book SO good you can't even find it for sale anymore. It's rarer than 30 seconds of ivory-billed woodpecker video.

Bust out of your winter torpor and start clickety-clacking those computer keys! Need some inspirato? Here's an example of a caption one might submit:

This is a still from the new movie Charging Rhino, Punctured Kidney starring Sean Bean and Sharon Stone.

Got it? Good! Make sure you tell us who you are, so we can contact you if you win, baby! We'll pick a winner on Wednesday, March 3.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Bill of the Birds

17 comments:

On February 26, 2010 at 8:41 AM Unhinged Pastor - Lee Hoy said...

Unfortunately for Larry, the greased Rhino contest did not go as planned.

On February 26, 2010 at 11:02 AM Avimor Birder said...

"I'll show you a Horned Guan!"

On February 26, 2010 at 11:13 AM Avimor Birder said...

"Nice to meet you Bill. I'll be performing your colonoscopy today."

On February 26, 2010 at 12:25 PM Erik said...

At that very moment Bill realized brown would have been a much better color choice for the Bird Boxers.

On February 26, 2010 at 12:57 PM Seabrooke said...

As Bob lowered the camera, he had time to think exactly 1.5 words, which were "Oh sh-". (For those of you who were curious, the rest of the sentence he didn't have time to think was "oot, the battery just died.")

On February 26, 2010 at 1:34 PM Dan said...

"Quick! Take away his credit card!!!"

On February 26, 2010 at 2:05 PM cyberthrush said...

"Hey Julie!, you'll never believe what Chet is chasin' up the road..."

On February 26, 2010 at 7:53 PM Pam said...

I could be wrong, but this is not a bird.

On February 26, 2010 at 10:49 PM will crichton said...

Let me ask you a question--and be honest. (activates a spinning bed) Do I make you horny?

On February 27, 2010 at 3:06 AM tobybeauregard said...

"Hakuna Matata...means no worries.

On February 27, 2010 at 11:42 AM legosam67 said...

All the better to hear you with!

On February 28, 2010 at 12:33 PM Dubs said...

And you thought it was bad when that lady with the boney elbows would bump you out of the way to see the bird everyone else was looking at.

On February 28, 2010 at 5:23 PM Anonymous said...

The Rhinoceros

The rhino is a homely beast,
For human eyes he's not a feast.
Farwell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,
I'll stare at something less prepoceros.

Ogden Nash

On February 28, 2010 at 9:23 PM Wren said...

Are you balancing a banana on your nose, or just really glad to see me?

On March 2, 2010 at 7:20 AM Bennet said...

The only surviving footage of the final prank from MTV's Jackass: Rhino Antiquing. [My apologies for the crass term, title of a television show or not.]

On March 2, 2010 at 11:42 AM CE Webster said...

Hey, that's a big bird!

On March 2, 2010 at 9:14 PM Bill of the Birds said...

Any last minute entries? Tomorrow we pick a winner!


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