tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post5676251801723612085..comments2024-03-23T17:29:21.173-04:00Comments on Bill of the Birds on Blogspot: Caption Contest #12Bill of the Birdshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16000245161006147448noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-44013535540969851462010-03-02T21:14:19.572-05:002010-03-02T21:14:19.572-05:00Any last minute entries? Tomorrow we pick a winner...Any last minute entries? Tomorrow we pick a winner!Bill of the Birdshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16000245161006147448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-22248342429000745202010-03-02T11:42:22.227-05:002010-03-02T11:42:22.227-05:00Hey, that's a big bird!Hey, that's a big bird!CE Websterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09079522429896600998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-88358443818227139722010-03-02T07:20:01.369-05:002010-03-02T07:20:01.369-05:00The only surviving footage of the final prank from...The only surviving footage of the final prank from MTV's <i>Jackass</i>: Rhino <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=antique" rel="nofollow">Antiquing</a>. [My apologies for the crass term, title of a television show or not.]Bennethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17238200403566730381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-84265827002593858432010-02-28T21:23:47.946-05:002010-02-28T21:23:47.946-05:00Are you balancing a banana on your nose, or just r...Are you balancing a banana on your nose, or just really glad to see me?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-33390680465225826102010-02-28T17:23:48.284-05:002010-02-28T17:23:48.284-05:00The Rhinoceros
The rhino is a homely beast,
For h...The Rhinoceros<br /><br />The rhino is a homely beast,<br />For human eyes he's not a feast.<br />Farwell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,<br />I'll stare at something less prepoceros.<br /><br />Ogden NashAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-65806839935171553432010-02-28T12:33:54.844-05:002010-02-28T12:33:54.844-05:00And you thought it was bad when that lady with the...And you thought it was bad when that lady with the boney elbows would bump you out of the way to see the bird everyone else was looking at.Dubshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11807706633120484975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-10806027295364826072010-02-27T11:42:26.368-05:002010-02-27T11:42:26.368-05:00All the better to hear you with!All the better to hear you with!Sam Watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06429991796604117624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-73865493243640760982010-02-27T03:06:15.852-05:002010-02-27T03:06:15.852-05:00"Hakuna Matata...means no worries."Hakuna Matata...means no worries.tobybeauregardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-63106590573740009612010-02-26T22:49:43.657-05:002010-02-26T22:49:43.657-05:00Let me ask you a question--and be honest. (activat...Let me ask you a question--and be honest. (activates a spinning bed) Do I make you horny?will crichtonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-46281672685535475612010-02-26T19:53:35.485-05:002010-02-26T19:53:35.485-05:00I could be wrong, but this is not a bird.I could be wrong, but this is not a bird.Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00829513454755752000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-80794208580871907112010-02-26T14:05:30.832-05:002010-02-26T14:05:30.832-05:00"Hey Julie!, you'll never believe what Ch..."Hey Julie!, you'll never believe what Chet is chasin' up the road..."cyberthrushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01883119145892591610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-27110455337928904132010-02-26T13:34:22.268-05:002010-02-26T13:34:22.268-05:00"Quick! Take away his credit card!!!""Quick! Take away his credit card!!!"Danhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/28853318@N08/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-64310661327715806612010-02-26T12:57:03.390-05:002010-02-26T12:57:03.390-05:00As Bob lowered the camera, he had time to think ex...As Bob lowered the camera, he had time to think exactly 1.5 words, which were "Oh sh-". (For those of you who were curious, the rest of the sentence he didn't have time to think was "oot, the battery just died.")Seabrookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09400079400485962650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-85129135121863490032010-02-26T12:25:12.869-05:002010-02-26T12:25:12.869-05:00At that very moment Bill realized brown would have...At that very moment Bill realized brown would have been a much better color choice for the Bird Boxers.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01394841842421928795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-10968192199402944262010-02-26T11:13:59.001-05:002010-02-26T11:13:59.001-05:00"Nice to meet you Bill. I'll be performin..."Nice to meet you Bill. I'll be performing your colonoscopy today."Birding is Fun!https://www.blogger.com/profile/11836693921863185316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-85252995320764843362010-02-26T11:02:40.410-05:002010-02-26T11:02:40.410-05:00"I'll show you a Horned Guan!""I'll show you a Horned Guan!"Birding is Fun!https://www.blogger.com/profile/11836693921863185316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552045987668023231.post-68375971044789199532010-02-26T08:41:32.388-05:002010-02-26T08:41:32.388-05:00Unfortunately for Larry, the greased Rhino contest...Unfortunately for Larry, the greased Rhino contest did not go as planned.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02547267680063808882noreply@blogger.com