Here's one to ponder while you're in that tryptophan-induced nod...it's the Bill of the Birds Caption Contest #11!
Send us your clever caption for this image, using the Comments window below. Our team of highly compensated pointyheads will select a winner on Friday, November 27, 2009.
The fabulous prize for the winner of this contest is a copy of the mind-expanding book "Good Birders Don't Wear White." More on that later...
Good luck!
27 comments:
Dost thou need a breeze, M'Lord?
Editor of Birdwatchers Digest photographed hazing an intern, forcing her to provide him constant shade while in the field.
“NASA reports that the reflection off my head is contributing to global warming. I just see this as another example of the green movement providing new job opportunities” responded Bill Thompson III.
"Oops, your halo is slipping."
We're going to need a bigger halo assistant.
Honestly the ad said it was guarenteed to grow hair using veiled solar rays in just 6-12 hours!
By sheer luck and excellent timing, his assistant was able to catch the giant, flying, rogue tablesaw in midair just before it would've assuredly sliced Bill in half!
"And then the camera zooms in on you, and you leap through the hoop while roaring and displaying your teeth."
"No, I don't think my forhead glare is a threat to Thanksgiving holiday air traffic!"
Clear your mind, think good thoughts and concentrate on elevating through the magic door. If you suceed, you will fly like a bird!
Well, I used the last of the tin foil on the turkey, but this should protect you. Trust me!
Now you can focus the sun's rays to get that quick long-lasting tan you always want in minutes, with the new portable 'Jimdandy Tanner' from Ronco. (...and if you order in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in a pocket fisherman for free!)
Bill isn't allowed to talk until the cartoon balloon is installed.
"I'm going to stand here until you give up staring at that eagle and go to bed."
And here's how they used to crack elephant-bird eggs...
Okay, there has to be some way we can position this thing so the light isn't bouncing off your bald spot...!
From this day forward you shalt be known as "Egghead." All hail Egghead!
This IS a clear view of the southern sky!
"Just cause you’re William the third doesn’t mean I have to treat you with royalty!"
Bill, hold still. A cute little roadrunner sold me this ACME magic hole, and I want to see if it can REALLY make us disappear!
"You know, for kids!"
This early attempt at human flight proved to be unsuccessful.
Mrs. Dubs
Just attach this baby to your scope and, VOILA! - digiscoping made easy!
"I knight thee Sir Birdsalot"
Su
Uh, Bill, your halo seems to have slipped a bit...
Great ones all around. The caption contest committee will meet later today to declare a winner.
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