Monday, January 19, 2009

Caption Contest #3 Winners!

Monday, January 19, 2009
9 comments
I have chosen a handful of excellent (IMHO) runners-up and a winner. I share them here with you, but I am happy to hear your rebuttals, rejoinders, praise and admonitions for these selections.

Just remember, here at Bill of the Birds EVERYONE is a winner.


WINNER:
Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebite...and furthermore always carry a snake.—Kyle (no blog link listed on profile).


RUNNERS-UP

...and once its in the tube, you can massage it to get the oil out.

and

"Take me in oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender BOTB," sighed the snake—by Rondeau Ric


"Let my people go, Pharoah, or so help me, I will throw this staff on the ground and you aren't gonna believe what will happen next!"—Eric (no blog link listed on profile).

After being released from the ER, Bill shaved the 'stache, sold the leather jacket, threw out the expired milk, and said good bye to "Rebel Bill" once and for all.—Dubs of Piffle


...don't tell me...let me guess...—Sylvia (no blog link listed on profile).


Thanks for playing to one and all! Shall we play this game some more?

9 comments:

On January 19, 2009 at 9:24 AM Rondeau Ric said...

In this highly competitive environment, I will happily settle for being one of the runners up.

On January 19, 2009 at 6:27 PM Chris W said...

Haha these captions are very good! I couldn't beat any of them.

Let's have some more Bill! Keep them coming!

On January 19, 2009 at 7:42 PM KatDoc said...

This was a fun one, although I was too freaked out by the poisonous snake to come up with a caption.

FYI, Kyle from Texas blogs at "As The Mind Wanders"

http://asthemind.blogspot.com/

On January 19, 2009 at 8:48 PM Alan said...

Congrats Kyle!

These were some great captions. I agree with Parus, keep them coming!

On January 19, 2009 at 10:07 PM Mary said...

Bill, please do! My wit is too slow but I do laugh at what the quick-wits come up with :o)

On January 20, 2009 at 1:10 PM snake said...

Hello, looking on Google for Snake wine information I found your website, do you have anything more posted here related to Snake wine liquor ?
Snake wine is shown there:
http://www.asiansnakewine.com/

Thanks a lot for your help.

On January 21, 2009 at 11:57 PM Janet Creamer said...

Man, there was some really good captions, plus that is one sooweeeet Magnum PI starter 'stache!

On February 5, 2009 at 11:11 AM Kyle said...

Man, I totally forgot about this until the other day...and I won!!

~Kyle

On February 5, 2009 at 11:16 AM Kyle said...

Wait...there's a prize I see?


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