Just remember, here at Bill of the Birds EVERYONE is a winner.
Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebite...and furthermore always carry a snake.—Kyle (no blog link listed on profile).
...and once its in the tube, you can massage it to get the oil out.
"Take me in oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender BOTB," sighed the snake—by Rondeau Ric
After being released from the ER, Bill shaved the 'stache, sold the leather jacket, threw out the expired milk, and said good bye to "Rebel Bill" once and for all.—Dubs of Piffle