Some other really funny entries:
Unhinged Pastor - Lee Hoy said...Unfortunately for Larry, the greased Rhino contest did not go as planned.
Seabrooke said... As Bob lowered the camera, he had time to think exactly 1.5 words, which were "Oh sh-". (For those of you who were curious, the rest of the sentence he didn't have time to think was "oot, the battery just died.")
Avimor Birder said... "Nice to meet you Bill. I'll be performing your colonoscopy today."
tobybeauregard said... "Hakuna Matata...means no worries.
I was kind of surprised that no one built onto Avimor Birder's entry and invoked the word rhinoplasty (or rhinoplaster), but then maybe it's only my sick mind that drifts in that direction.
All the entries were great—thanks for playing!