Monday, April 6, 2009

We Have a Winner!

Monday, April 6, 2009
Sorry... I think I just sharted.

Congratulations to HScott for his winning entry in the BOTB's Caption Contest #6.

Some other runners-up that also gave me a chuckle:

An ailing GM Corporation unveils the latest in "bailout" hood ornaments, in recognition of the American taxpayer.

Achoo! Ooops, it's awful getting old!2Stampis2B

Pull my feather!—Phil Kenny

Thanks to all who played. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do. One thing is for certain: We can all put Forster's tern on our Shart List.


On April 6, 2009 at 3:37 PM Anonymous said...

"Phasers on "squirt" Mr. Spock!"
—Wm Shartner

On April 6, 2009 at 5:14 PM hscott said...

I humbly accept this award on behalf of all those people who enjoy a good poo joke.

How do I get my address to you?

On April 6, 2009 at 5:40 PM OpposableChums said...

Given the normally unassailable level of brilliance I evince (my MOM says I'm a GENIUS), I have to assume that, having been shot down twice now in BOTB Caption Contests, the fix is in. Rest assured, in the future I shall take my ornithological bon mots elsewhere. Perhaps READER'S Digest rolls legit dice.

On April 7, 2009 at 9:40 AM Bill of the Birds said...

HScott: you can e-mail me at editor AT birdwatchersdigest DOT COM.

OC: Dude, don't be hurt! I'm sure your mom is right. Like the fortune cookies tell us: you CAN be a WINNER if you TRY!