Thursday, April 21, 2011

Caption Contest #18


I toad you we weren't done with the Bill of the Birds Caption Contests! Here's the latest. Send in your clever caption for this photograph (keeping your cleverness on the clean side of the NC-17 line). Our panel of ninja-like judges will select a winner and that winner will receive a coupon code good for $20 in the BWD Online Nature Shop. Deadline for your caption that trumps all captions is Thursday, April 28.

Good luck! Gentlepeople start your captions!
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23 comments:

  1. UnknownApril 21, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    On the eve of their nuptials, Prince William and Kate Middleton kissed and they both turned into toads. A very public couple, regrettably with no modicum of privacy, British paparazzi photographed them consummating the marriage.

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  2. Chris HarbardApril 21, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    Get the head waiter ....! This is not what I meant by 'toad in the hole'.

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  3. Thierry LachApril 21, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    On the far-away island of Sala-ma-Sond,
    Jodie the Toadie was king of the pond.

    (with apologies)

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  4. PeggyApril 21, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    A "monkey on my back" I understand. I shed that thing when I quit smoking, but a toad? What does it mean? Do I have to give up drinking Budweiser?

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  5. pambirdsApril 21, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    "Gorilla Glue" - works on toads, too!

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  6. Alan PulleyApril 21, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    Looks like they went from "Ribbit-Ribbit" to "Rubbit-Rubbit"

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  7. Wren nests in...April 21, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    It's leap frog, you idiot. FROG! Not leap "toad". Now look what you've done...

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  8. pambirdsApril 21, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    “It’s okay Trudy, no one will see us – they’re all looking up for the warblers.”

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  9. cyberthrushApril 21, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    Ohhh Kermit, NOT tonight, I have a headache...

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  10. FaceApril 21, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    Ribbit to me one more time, once is never enough for a frog like you...

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  11. ErikApril 21, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    The herpetologist: "The Bufo are engaged in amplexus."
    The rest of us: "Toady Stylez!!!!"

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  12. tommyartApril 22, 2011 at 6:01 AM

    OK dear, you can take photos... But I don't want to see it showing up as porn on the internet.
    - or - I knew we should of this back at my pad.

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  13. tommyartApril 22, 2011 at 6:33 AM

    I knew we should of done this back at my pad.

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  14. tommyartApril 22, 2011 at 6:37 AM

    hold on Roberta... I need to unzip my fly.

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  15. pambirdsApril 22, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    He ain't heavy, he's my mudder.

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  16. UnknownApril 22, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Mama said there'd be days like this.

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  17. UnknownApril 23, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    The minister said not to do this before marriage or we'd get warts. I guess he was right!

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  18. Alan PulleyApril 25, 2011 at 9:13 AM

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  19. Alan PulleyApril 25, 2011 at 9:48 AM

    C’mon now, not again! Just because we hop like a rabbit doesn’t mean we have to behave like ‘em too!

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  20. CNemesApril 25, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Not tonight, dear, I've got a frog in my throat.

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  21. UnknownApril 25, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    Life is good...but this is the icing on the cake.

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  22. pambirdsApril 26, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Splendour in the grass ...

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  23. UnknownApril 27, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    "Those are some nice blades of grass."

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