Hey Kids! It's the Bill of the Birds Caption Contest #12! Submit your mostest cleverest caption for the image above and you could be the winner of an autographed copy of Bird Watching For Dummies a book SO good you can't even find it for sale anymore. It's rarer than 30 seconds of ivory-billed woodpecker video.Bust out of your winter torpor and start clickety-clacking those computer keys! Need some inspirato? Here's an example of a caption one might submit:
This is a still from the new movie Charging Rhino, Punctured Kidney starring Sean Bean and Sharon Stone.
Got it? Good! Make sure you tell us who you are, so we can contact you if you win, baby! We'll pick a winner on Wednesday, March 3.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Bill of the Birds
17 comments:
Unfortunately for Larry, the greased Rhino contest did not go as planned.
"I'll show you a Horned Guan!"
"Nice to meet you Bill. I'll be performing your colonoscopy today."
At that very moment Bill realized brown would have been a much better color choice for the Bird Boxers.
As Bob lowered the camera, he had time to think exactly 1.5 words, which were "Oh sh-". (For those of you who were curious, the rest of the sentence he didn't have time to think was "oot, the battery just died.")
"Quick! Take away his credit card!!!"
"Hey Julie!, you'll never believe what Chet is chasin' up the road..."
I could be wrong, but this is not a bird.
Let me ask you a question--and be honest. (activates a spinning bed) Do I make you horny?
"Hakuna Matata...means no worries.
All the better to hear you with!
And you thought it was bad when that lady with the boney elbows would bump you out of the way to see the bird everyone else was looking at.
The Rhinoceros
The rhino is a homely beast,
For human eyes he's not a feast.
Farwell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,
I'll stare at something less prepoceros.
Ogden Nash
Are you balancing a banana on your nose, or just really glad to see me?
The only surviving footage of the final prank from MTV's Jackass: Rhino Antiquing. [My apologies for the crass term, title of a television show or not.]
Hey, that's a big bird!
Any last minute entries? Tomorrow we pick a winner!
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