Monday, October 19, 2009

Caption Contest #10


Coming back at you, like a boomerang you, yourself, did not throw, it's the Bill of the Birds caption contest! This is contest #10 and is open to all who love birds. And garden gnomes.

Send your witty caption in via the comments window below, and you could this fabulous prize: A year's subscription to The Backyard Birds Newsletter. That's a $16 value, people!

OK. Hit me with your best shot. Winner gets picked on Thursday, October 22, 2009.

20 comments:

  1. "The Born Again Birdwatcher gets a helping hand while scoping out a rare bird."

    (Sorry John - I had to do it! It's the 'stache!)

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  2. "No Bill, for the last time you didn't see an Ivory-Billed Woodpecker. It was just a House Sparrow. Now can I go back to my garden?"

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  3. Birding with friends is priceless! Bringing along your favorite Gnome... Questionable!!

    (they can be such scope hogs)

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  4. Don't let go of me, she's finally taking off her hat. Oh baby, look at that pointed head!

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  5. It's all in my new book. Bignomial gnomenclature: The Art and Science

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  6. Here at Travelocity, we're always on the lookout for another sucker. Our airfares are hiked, uh, updated hourly!

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  7. Moments after ascertaining that "the coast was clear," local curmudgeon Karl LaFong was carried off by a Ruby-Crowned Kinglet.

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  8. Thanks - this beats holding a pair of binoculars!

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  9. Zick, you stole my Travelocity idea.

    Yes, yes, that's the McArthurs looking over their New Zealand and Australia itinerary they booked on Travelocity.


    Yes, it is a butterbut, now let go of my butt!!

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  10. I read in BWD that angled scopes were easier to share with short people. They were right!

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  11. "Alright childrens, Nomey the Clown needs the scope for a different kind of wildlife watchin'."

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  12. Ahhh, the view is much better from up here...so is the smell....

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  13. How's that? I haven't seen a merlin take a fairy since my days on Monhegan!

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  14. You caption writers have brought your A-game to this contest! Wow!

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  15. During his first-ever visit to Whipple, Ohio, Gnome Chomsky gets a quick lesson in the fine points of birding.

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  16. There's the blasted Starling that pooped on me!

    Bill, center my eye dang it!

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  17. Have ya got anything with an extra small exit pupil?

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  18. "Gnomebody knows the Empids I've seen..."

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