Friday, June 26, 2009

Giant Things of North Dakota

Friday, June 26, 2009
5 comments
The massive bovine form of New Salem Sue can be seen from a long distance away.

She's called Salem Sue and she lives in—towers over, really—the town of New Salem, North Dakota on the south side of I-94, west of Bismarck. We saw a sign for her shortly before we saw her looming presence, standing tall on top of a hill. She is the world's largest Holstein cow statue. There was no way we were simply going to drive past her without stopping for a hi-dee-ho and a closer gander.
Sue's is cared for by the local Lions Club.


She did not disappoint. We stopped at the small entrance kiosk and happily donated our $3 per car full. Then we fish-tailed our way up the muddy road to Sue.

The donation receptacle was a modified milk can.


Three things struck us as we stepped out of our vehicle.

One, it was cold—probably about 45 degrees, not bad for a June afternoon.

Two, the wind hit us like a freight train. We needed to hold onto each other to keep from being blown off Sue's hill. Wind chill estimate: -73 degrees F. I could feel my skin turning blue, under my three coats. My exposed skin had lost all sensation.
She's a proud one, that Sue.


Liam was full of curiosity and questions.

Three: Sue was not only huge, she was anatomically correct. And she was in desperate need of a robust milking. It occurred to me that, had Sue's udders been leaking milk, the entire southeastern quarter of Morton County would have been covered in frothy dairy goodness.

Sue is incredibly life-like.

That is one big Holstein.
The wind was so strong, it was hard to stand up straight.

We stood there, shivering in our amazement. Took some photos. Then each of us tracked a pound of mud into our Toyota Sasquatch (or whatever it was we were driving) and we headed west, toward the Montana border, our giant holstein jones having been satisfied.

5 comments:

On June 26, 2009 at 7:17 PM Dave Lewis said...

That's udderly amazing!

On June 26, 2009 at 8:05 PM NCmountainwoman said...

You do find the best giant things! Thanks for braving the cold and wind to show us Sue.

On June 26, 2009 at 9:40 PM Julie Zickefoose said...

Bwahhh-desperately in need of a robust milking

On June 29, 2009 at 11:01 AM Rondeau Ric said...

-74F eh? Was she serving ice cream then?

On July 22, 2009 at 4:06 AM britney said...

nice post and thanks for sharing....

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