Sorry... I think I just sharted.Congratulations to HScott for his winning entry in the BOTB's Caption Contest #6.
Some other runners-up that also gave me a chuckle:
An ailing GM Corporation unveils the latest in "bailout" hood ornaments, in recognition of the American taxpayer.—Deborah
Achoo! Ooops, it's awful getting old!—2Stampis2B
Pull my feather!—Phil Kenny
Thanks to all who played. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do. One thing is for certain: We can all put Forster's tern on our Shart List.
An ailing GM Corporation unveils the latest in "bailout" hood ornaments, in recognition of the American taxpayer.—Deborah
Achoo! Ooops, it's awful getting old!—2Stampis2B
Pull my feather!—Phil Kenny
Thanks to all who played. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do. One thing is for certain: We can all put Forster's tern on our Shart List.
"Phasers on "squirt" Mr. Spock!"
ReplyDelete—Wm Shartner
I humbly accept this award on behalf of all those people who enjoy a good poo joke.
ReplyDeleteHow do I get my address to you?
Given the normally unassailable level of brilliance I evince (my MOM says I'm a GENIUS), I have to assume that, having been shot down twice now in BOTB Caption Contests, the fix is in. Rest assured, in the future I shall take my ornithological bon mots elsewhere. Perhaps READER'S Digest rolls legit dice.
ReplyDeleteHScott: you can e-mail me at editor AT birdwatchersdigest DOT COM.
ReplyDeleteOC: Dude, don't be hurt! I'm sure your mom is right. Like the fortune cookies tell us: you CAN be a WINNER if you TRY!