It's time once again for the Bill of the Birds Caption Contest. Send me your clever caption for the image above and you'll be entered in a competition to win an overwhelmingly wonderful prize.
Deadline for entries is Sunday, April 5. I will announce a winner on Monday, April 6. The prize is an autographed copy of The Young Birder's Guide. Un-autographed copies of this best-selling field guide sell for $15. Autographed, it's worth about half that...but hey! It's FREE!
Good luck! Keep looking up (and don't forget to close your mouth when you do.)
Achoo! Ooops, it's awful getting old!
ReplyDeleteAn ailing GM Corporation unveils the latest in "bailout" hood ornaments, in recognition of the American taxpayer.
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Sorry... I think I just sharted.
ReplyDeletesharted—I love this new addition to the lexicon!
ReplyDeleteLieutenant, open the rear cargo bay doors - we've got quite a load to get rid of here if take-off is to go smoothly!
ReplyDeleteBTW, my word verification is also applicable: proshoot. I'm not kidding.
"Sometimes you just gotta vent"
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Shatter
Got a couple...
ReplyDelete"Can't believe there's no car under me. What a waste!"
"Anybody got a newspaper I can read - better yet, the latest edition of BWD magazine?"
Pull my feather!!!
ReplyDelete"I got yer 'hey-lookit-that-seagull' right HERE."
ReplyDeleteSorry: I'm from NYC...
This jet propulsion just isn't working
ReplyDeleteOh, that Alan.
ReplyDelete"Hey mom, do I look like the karate kid off that cool movie now!" I can't wait to see this bird's wax on wax off photos:)
ReplyDeleteI didn't notice the wonderful thing going on at the rear of the bird! Here is one more caption that is derived from the movie Karate Kid-
ReplyDelete"Mr. Miyagi, I found out that I could paint the fence twice as fast by I using the paint spraying contraption on my rear there!"
I have been unable to come up with a clever comment, but I cast my vote for "sharted" as the best new word of the year.
ReplyDeleteGreat timing with this photo, Bill.
~Kathi
"Any body else spotted one of this year's new cars?"
ReplyDeleteHeh heh heh
Nurse! You forgot the thermometer!
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