Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Caption Contest #5

Your caption here.

It's the Bill of the Birds Caption Contest #5 and you, mi amigo, could be the LUCKY WINNER! The entrant who writes the winning caption will receive their choice of a year's subscription to Bird Watcher's Digest (a $20 value!) or $25 off an individual registration for the Midwest Birding Symposium (Yes, that's a $25 value for you math majors out there!)

Deadline for entries is midnight Saturday, February 28, 2009. The Caption Contest Awards Selection Executive Sub-committee will deliberate ad nauseum and will announce a winner Sunday morning, March 1, 2009.

Knock yer dang self out, people!

26 comments:

  1. Although excellent birders, the Thompson family was still trying to get the hang of their new tabletop jigsaw.

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  2. When asked why they got a Boston Terrier, the Thompson family explained that the Rottweiler they'd had previously just didn't work out.

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  3. PEACE!
    Isn't that the way we used to do it?

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  4. Except for one family in Appalachian Ohio, cases of bilateral sansdactyly are rare in the medical literature...

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  5. LOVING IT!!! Long Live Caption Contests!!

    I'm not even gonna try--you guys rock!

    I have to tell you that my word verification is

    Propubie

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  6. The turf war between the Whipple West Siders and the Darbyville Dorks had been brewing for some time and had already taken a hefty toll. But photos of the Whipple Crew flashing gang signs took it over the edge. Retaliation was called for!

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  7. Use of the secret hex sign is occasionally required to ward off "them" neighbors. A barking, HYPER dog would also be useful... but he isn't !

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  8. "Yo, yo, yo, we ain't havin' those Eastern Bluebirds. We gots ta see those West SIIIIIIIIDE Bluebirds. 'Nocs up, birds down."

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  9. "Whipple birders, can I get a "WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAAAAAT!?"

    Also, how about:
    "Teaching the youth of America how to throw down nerd gang signs in the woods."

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  10. Stranded in a remote area, our brave family puts cheerful smiles on their faces while desperately trying to remember which digit to extend for hitching a ride from passerby.

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  11. Take me to your leader.

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  12. Teeching a new degeneration the would craft sign for Presidtnt. ”W”

    How you hitch hike in Appalachia.

    Sign language for the hooded warbler song. Wichiti, whichiti…

    Snapple addiction is a terrible thing.



    I vote for cyberthrush.

    My verification ws "anstr" I don't no the anstr to that question.

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  13. Is that the birder's super-top-secret way of "flipping the bird"?

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  14. I came on here with a brilliantly funny caption, read cyberthrush's, and I'm bowing out gracefully. Perfect . . .

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  15. Dude on left: "Oh look! A palette of lavender pansies painting pretty the field yon!"

    Dude in back: "Skewed hat dude be making me nervous!"

    Dude in front: "I need be hookin' me some new peeps into the club!"

    Girl on right: "If I knew J Mac was lookin', I'd of used different fingers!"

    Hey, no need to send me the BWD subscription - I already get it!

    Jim

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  16. Dayam, homes. Some good shiznit here, yo.

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  17. This photo illustrates that after the economic downtown, the hand sign for "Live Free and Prosper" has declined by about 40%.

    Heather & Dan
    Wayne, PA

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  18. But I always thought this blog was "Two thumbs up!"

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  19. Fo shizzle my bizzles.

    We be BIRDIN'

    word to your mother!

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