Last fall I was invited to speak at a wildlife diversity meeting sponsored by the Ohio Division of Wildlife at Shawnee State Forest in southern Ohio. One of our field trips involved going out with a rattlesnake expert who tracked timber rattlesnakes using radio telemetry. He had captured several rattlers and was fitting them with tiny tracking devices and releasing them. Before the snakes were set free, anyone who was interested got to hold one. The snakes were safely ensconced headfirst in a clear plastic tube. If you held the tail, they could not go forward through the tube, nor could they back out of the tube. It's about the safest way you could ever hold a venomous snake.
Venomous snakes give me the willies. It took every ounce of fortitude/turpitude/attitude/rectitude/stupitude to grasp the snake's tail and the tube and hold it for a few minutes. But I got-r-dun.
Thus, thanks to Shutterbug Science Chimp, we have a photo of me in a trancelike state, holding the snake tube.
Have at it, blogzillas. Please continue to post your captions here. The winner will be chosen on Monday, January 19. A fabulous prize will ensue.
Won't you all please welcome Bill from the "Do-as-I-say-not-as-do Dept."
ReplyDeleteThis is good stuff…now that we know the whole story I have one more for fun:
ReplyDeleteCheezy looking mustache - Free
Goofy plaid shirt - $4.99
Crap my pants while others photograph me - Priceless
OK, Alan. Thanks for the guffaw. I have one that I had been refraining from posting.
ReplyDeleteArrr! Bring me me BROWN PANTS!
word verif: pandolt
which means someone who does everything wrong, I guess
Alan - the caption king.
ReplyDeleteI'm too late to this party but can't beat any of these anyway.
:o)
Bill was a bit rattled as he pulled out his secret weapon. After a short prayer he spun around to face his stalker!
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