Saturday, August 26, 2006

Life Lessons

Here is a real-life lesson I was recently able to teach my daughter. This is transcribed, verbatim, from a conversation we had while driving the streets of our fair city.

Phoebe: "Hey look at that man standing there without his shirt on. Gross!"
Me: "Yes, my darling daughter, but did you note that he is standing in front of a laundromat?"
Phoebe: "Yes, oh wise Father! But why?"
Me: "That man is washing his shirt, my girl. And when it's done, one hopes that he'll put it back on."
Phoebe: "Huzzah! Life is good!"

8 comments:

  1. Yep, I totally bought that...
    Phoebe says words like "huzzah"?

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  2. VERBATIM
    accurately, direct, directly, literally, literatim, precisely, word-for-word

    candidly, face-to-face, honestly, in person, literally, openly, personally, plainly, point-blank, truthfully, unequivocally, verbatim, without prevarication

    accurate, actual, apparent, authentic, bona fide, close, critical, faithful, genuine, gospel, methodical, natural, not figurative, ordinary, plain, real, scrupulous, simple, strict, true, undeviating, unerring, unexaggerated

    Gotta go with Julie on this one.

    goof‧ball 
    –noun Slang.
    1. eccentric, or silly person.

    :-)

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  3. Oh, thanks Shakespeare.

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  4. RR: My daughter, she is sassy like me.

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  5. Susan: Yes, in fact "Huzzah!" was Phoebe's first word as a baby. Immediately afterwards she filled her diaper and let me tell you, there was no more huzzahing after than.

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  6. Oh, yes there was. Me when I was changed.

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  7. Whoops plt was supposed to say that.

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