My good buddy and New River Birding & Nature Festival
co-founder Geoff Heeter is using some impressive binoculars in this image.
Almost as
impressive is your opportunity to submit a clever caption for this photograph
and garner a fabulous prize if your caption is chose as the winning entry. The
prize is a personally autographed copy of The New Birder’s Guide written by yours truly.
Here are the rules:
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Thanks for playing and let’s be careful out there.
—BOTB
14 comments:
Although the invite specifically said "bare-naked birding", Geoff didn't feel comfortable unless he brought along ceratin..."enhancements."
"Oh! I see it now!"
"I knew some birds landed on the moon!"
Our new 'Pinocchio' binoculars will let your birding friends know when you are....exaggerating... about that ivory-billed in the backyard.
As my great grandpappy would say, "Walk softly and carry some big honkin' binoculars."
Optics for all your middle-aged guy needs!
Looks like Geoff stores his Viagra in his optics case.
Jeepers Creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?
(Lyrics by Johnny Mercer)
if I put them down, the little neck cord severs my head, so I just keep scanning the skies....
My eyes are up here.
That's one tall ostrich!
Hey, Bill, I can see your house from here!
OK, scan north until you hit Michigan, look for third jack pine from the left, halfway up the tree, eight o'clock, sitting on skinny branch against the sky, yellow breast, black streaking, split white eye ring..........
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