My name is Bill and I am a bird watcher.
Steer clear of the pricks and your journey will be a pleasant one.
A cautious snail knows better than to rely solely on its shell for protection.
Wow! We've got two strong offerings right off the bat!
Schmoker! You crack me up. Mine: I think we're gonna need more slime.
Garden Policeman: "Mr. Snail, can you tell me how you got here?"Mr. Snail: "I don't really know...it all happened so fast!"
Dare to be different
"Go ahead, foreclose my house!
I knew I should've brought my GPS...
Hey Bill,I have a couple...-Traveling slow definitely has its advantages-I’m much sharper than those other snails-Just trying to make a point here
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Okay, Okay, Okay...Youuuuuuuu caaaan't seeeee meee!!!
Oh...you did recognize Joe Peci in that last one, right? (Okay...Okay...Okay...)[sorry]Slime? You say we need more slime? Why do you think I'm here? Cactus is where we load up on slime! One cannot HAVE too much slime!
You guys crack me all the way up!
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
I'd climb the highest mountainIf I knew that when I climb that mountain I'd find youBut I’m a hermaphrodite, so I won’t bother.
I think I should have turned right in Albuquerque... what's up doc?
LOL Such fun reading all of these!!! But I gotta go with "brdpics" quote - in fact, I just may have to steal it and send it to friends for laughs! Thanks!!!:D
Steer clear of the pricks and your journey will be a pleasant one.
ReplyDeleteA cautious snail knows better than to rely solely on its shell for protection.
ReplyDeleteWow! We've got two strong offerings right off the bat!
ReplyDeleteSchmoker! You crack me up.
ReplyDeleteMine: I think we're gonna need more slime.
Garden Policeman: "Mr. Snail, can you tell me how you got here?"
ReplyDeleteMr. Snail: "I don't really know...it all happened so fast!"
Dare to be different
ReplyDelete"Go ahead, foreclose my house!
ReplyDeleteI knew I should've brought my GPS...
ReplyDeleteHey Bill,
ReplyDeleteI have a couple...
-Traveling slow definitely has its advantages
-I’m much sharper than those other snails
-Just trying to make a point here
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Okay, Okay...
ReplyDeleteYouuuuuuuu caaaan't seeeee meee!!!
Oh...you did recognize Joe Peci in that last one, right? (Okay...Okay...Okay...)
ReplyDelete[sorry]
Slime? You say we need more slime? Why do you think I'm here? Cactus is where we load up on slime! One cannot HAVE too much slime!
You guys crack me all the way up!
ReplyDeleteI don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
ReplyDeleteI'd climb the highest mountain
ReplyDeleteIf I knew that when I climb that mountain I'd find you
But I’m a hermaphrodite, so I won’t bother.
I think I should have turned right in Albuquerque... what's up doc?
ReplyDeleteLOL Such fun reading all of these!!! But I gotta go with "brdpics" quote - in fact, I just may have to steal it and send it to friends for laughs! Thanks!!!:D
ReplyDelete